To say we get asked some stupid questions in Adam & Eve's Club is an understatement.
One of the most popular being, "When will it get busy?"
Erm, let me think about this...
How on God's earth are we supposed to know when people are feeling social of frisky?
Out of the hundreds of guests who attend, we are not psychic and can't possibly answer that question as to what they want to do with their time!
Let me ask you this... Do you call the local pub and ask questions as such? Do you do it to the supermarket? Erm, nope! Why is that?
Well it's simple really... because it's a stupid f***ing question!
We have NO CONTROL over who wishes to swing and when.
We have no predictive tools, nor are we mind-readers, dabble in Tarot or similar, so the simple answer is.... WE DON'T KNOW!
Adam and Eve's is a social club, as are many of the clubs in our network and people often go in the day to just relax and enjoy the facilities.
Now as swinging goes, many people arrange to meet in safe spaces (like ours), but again, we have no control over when they choose to do this.
We understand of course people are nervous, but it's the expectations that you can just walk in and get what you want, so to speak which emanates through these types of calls!
We don't allow expectations whatsoever - therefore; we like to be asked about our community, safety standards and strict door policy.
Now when we get asked such respectful questions - we go all out to ensure the caller is made aware of the environment and how they will be treated with the utmost respect and likewise they are expected to show it of othees'.
They are welcomed for free tours and if nervous, can arrange to meet me in person for guidance and coaching with my partner also who works with me!
We don't just allow anyone through our doors, you have to be non-judgemental, open to others diversities and be respectful most of all to our members and guests.
So please, when you are calling, show some respect and ask us what you really need to know and we will endevour to let you know what you really should...
Back to the Oracle!
So! I have now given my staff permission to answer these stupid questions with the response they really deserve!
So yes, on a recent shopping trip, I came across this wonderful Oracle (OK, it is a Halloween prop, but you get the jist right?...)
The Oracle is now proudly dispayed behind the counter and when we get asked this stupid blody question, the sarcastic ones of the bunch (me included) have started to give it a little consultation!
Let me know what you think!
LetitiaXXX
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